What Has Happened to Our Beloved Pr0n?

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Cinematical.com posted today (you have to read the title, by the way) that MTI Home Video is re-releasing it’s big-budget porno film (is there such a thing?), Pirates, but this version will be of the sex-free, R-rated variety.

What the hell is the world coming to? Call me old fashioned, but I like my porn to have sex in it. What’s next, violence-free slasher films? How about romance-free romantic comedies? Doesn’t the term “porno” mean ANYTHING anymore?

Porn, you are dead to me.

the preceeding sarcasm has been brought to you by the letter ‘p’ – you know, for Porn

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