Remember the old Schoolhouse Rock song…
A man and a woman had a little baby.
They had three;
They had three in the family.
It’s a magic number.
Clearly, they didn’t have the following in mind.
A Houston police lieutenant has been relieved of duty because of a misconduct allegation.
A fan claims he walked in on one man and two women having sex in a unisex bathroom at Minute Maid Park.
A baseball fan told 11 News that Olesen, an off-duty Houston police lieutenant was in a unisex bathroom, having sex with 2 women.
The fan, with a young child, apparently walked in on things and spotted the lieutenant’s firearm on the counter. Fearing the women were being attacked, he called for help.
It turns out, sources said, the women were the lieutenant’s wife and his wife’s female friend.
The jokes relating to what base the officer made it to are far too many to number at this point, so I’ll just leave it to you to fill in the blanks.