More Drinking = More Baby Population

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I wish I could take credit for something that hilarious, but it wasn’t me, it was 50 Cent. That’s “Fitty Cint” for you uninitiated. He told England’s “Loaded” Magazine recently:

“England’s drinking laws are definitely going to cause more threesomes and if you’re out that late, you gotta feed the girl the champagne. They love that stuff.”

“Everyone should use a condom, because more drinking will also cause more baby population.”

Wow, that’s brilliant. First, the whole champagne=threesome concept is beyond genius. Why didn’t I ever think of that? But, the baby population, while true, creeps me out a little.

Imagine a giant population of babies taking over the world. That would be messed up, yo.

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