Lost: One Outdoor Patio Table

Ok, this may be the weirdest thing I’ve ever had pilfered.  I noticed today that someone has stolen my round, chrome Ikea patio table from my front porch, but left the two chairs.  What the hell?

I’m not so much angry as confused.  I have so many questions.

• Why MY table?  There are many tables and chairs on porches around here, most more expensive than mine and virtually all with no fences around the front yard.
• Why just the table?  What, are the chairs not good enough for you?
• When the hell did you do it?  I mean, a whole table right off my front porch???

Now, I have these two lonely patio chairs just sitting on the front porch.  I’m really hoping that I will start getting pictures of my table sitting on porches all over the globe.  If not, I’ll be sorely disappointed.