Janice Dickinson: 12 Days of Terror…er…Christmas

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Yeah, THAT Janice Dickinson, the frightening, overly-botoxed, self-proclaimed first American tranny supermodel. He It She sings…if you can call it that.

I listened and got the lyrics so you don’t have to go through the pain…and it was painful. You should thank me. Better yet, buy me presents.

Fledgling modeling agency.
Two giant breasts.
Three former husbands.
Four Italian suits.
Five naked men.
Six paparazzi.
Seven doctors injecting.
Eight techs a-waxing.
Nine models prancing.
Ten gays a-primping.
Eleven charges pending.
Twelve boyfriends begging.


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