Before you get started and think, “WTF???” this is not about how I just bought an art car to impress all the ladies. And, this isn’t some, “Damn, there was this hot chick in a Ferrari on the freeway…” story either. This is my theory – the theory that if you see certain kinds of vehicles and there is a woman behind the wheel, 99 times out of 100, she is hot.
I’m not talking about classic sports cars or anything like that. That’s too obvious. I’m also not talking about Mercedes or BMW or any luxury vehicle. I’m talking about the fact that you almost never see a Jeep without a great looking girl in it.
Think about it. When was the last time you saw a Jeep (one that wasn’t flipped upside down due to a sharp right turn) with a girl in it that was scary to look at? Never. That’s when.
And then there are the little funky cars – Mini Coopers, Beetles, Miadas, Del Sol’s. If they are little, odds on there is a hot girl behind the wheel. If the color is something other than standard red, black, white or blue, your odds improve. If it is a convertible, money!
Then there are the really off-the-wall rides like small pick-up trucks or tiny pseudo SUV”s like Rav’s. Plus, there are always the small Corollas and things like that often drawing in beautiful women.
This isn’t to say you won’t find a hottie behind the wheel of a Ford Taurus or Lincoln Continental. I’m just saying that your chances are better with other rides – the funkier the better.
The preceding was an observation made in the typical male genre. It is not intended to be for all audiences. Some may be offended. Others may find it stupid and pointless. Please accept our apologies in advance.