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I’m not sure why Jody at decided it would be a good idea to let me do a guest blog post for them. Maybe it was some fatalist sense of masochism or maybe she was trying to be optimistic. Either way, it’s trouble.

So, I gave them a blog post filled with stuff about vaginas and Lifetime Movies. I’m sure they’ll be thrilled. Here’s an excerpt.

Hello, ladies. I’m assuming you are all ladies…and naked…because it makes my writing so much easier. You know how they say if you are nervous, you should picture people in their underwear? I prefer to picture them naked with only bacon covering their privates. And that’s how I imagine all of you.

So, HI!   Now that we have that out of the way, I’m really happy to be guest blogging for you today, so be a good class and sit up straight and all that.  Don’t make me crack you with the ruler…unless you like that sort of thing, perv.

I wanted to cover a topic I know you ladies all love: vaginas. No, wait, that’s something you all have. Let me check my notes…

Read the whole tamale.

Seriously, it was an honor to be asked. Not to write it because, you know, that was work. But asking me was TOTALLY awesome!

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