Don’t Like the Weather in Texas?

There’s a saying that if you don’t like the weather in Texas, just wait, because, you know, you yankees are all impatient and shit. Wait…what?

I’m just being told that it means the weather changes a lot in Texas. I guess this is true. Yesterday, it rained frogs and today the sun is purple. I think that’s normal. I wasn’t sure until I checked the forecast on Chron.com and, sure enough, Houston has some weird weather. Check it out!

Who knew it could be partly cloudy with a chance of your mom? God bless Texas.