Category: weather

What the Hell is This, Jersey?

According to the National Weather Service, the Houston area could experience up to, get this, half a FOOT of snow tomorrow. We’ll get sleet in the morning, snow by lunch and freezing temperatures for up to 12 hours tomorrow night after the snow calms down. This is the second year in a row we will be experiencing snow assuming the… Read more →

Don’t Like the Weather in Texas?

There’s a saying that if you don’t like the weather in Texas, just wait, because, you know, you yankees are all impatient and shit. Wait…what? I’m just being told that it means the weather changes a lot in Texas. I guess this is true. Yesterday, it rained frogs and today the sun is purple. I think that’s normal. I wasn’t… Read more →