Category: Things You Buy for $100

Things I Love: Friends Who Send Me Photos of Sexual Aides So I’ll Blog About Them

Every Thursday, I post about the things that I love, and God only knows what those things might be. Recently, I’ve posted a few times about various sexual aides. On Thursdays, I write about things I love and while there aren’t any sexual aides I love (including you, Jenna Jamison molded vagina), I do love my friends, particularly friends like… Read more →

Sell, Sell, Sell!

Five dollars. Maybe I’ll go to the movies… by myself. I had a yard sale last week. I’m becoming a gun runner and now I’m selling to the bare walls. I’m seriously like some crazed lunatic trying to sell furniture or waterbeds or used cars. If I had kidnapped Bette Midler like they did in Ruthless People, she would TOTALLY… Read more →