I began to write this on the year-end “what we are thankful for” post I was editing for the Rocks Off blog on the Houston Press website, but I realized it was way too personal and probably better served for posting here. Re-Discovery I have come to referring to myself as the utility infielder for the Houston Press. John Nova… Read more →
Category: Ho Ho Holidays
Hey, Everybody, Let’s Eat Some Pie!
Stan: Well,how is it? Ogre: It’s good. Burke: Is it good or is it great? Ogre: It’s good. Stan: It’s just good then what the heck are they selling so many of them for? Ogre: This why! Burke: Uh,oh! Stan: That’s my pie. In honor of National Pie Day, I give you the following poem which represents man’s struggle to… Read more →
Nerds Have a Very Facebook Christmas
What do you do on Christmas Eve when it is cold and snowing outside and your family has made its last post-dinner tech support request to fix their VCR (sigh)? I wouldn’t know because it didn’t snow on Christmas and I consider VCR’s the tools of the devil and won’t touch them for fear my hands will turn to ash.… Read more →
Thank Pink Jesus: It’s 2009
Billy Ray: Merry New Year! Beeks: That’s “happy.” In this country we say “Happy New Year.” However you want to say it, welcome to 2009, bitches! Read more →