Category: Ho Ho Holidays Archive

Gobble Gobble

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Holiday Store Zombification

I was out doing my Thanksgiving food shopping today.  I’m making some Italian-style green beans, steamed broccoli, cauliflower and carrots with rosemary and pumpkin pies to go to my mom’s for tomorrow.  Yeah, I know you’re jealous! I’m at my friendly neighborhood Kroger in the produce section and I do what a good shopper does – I set my cart… Read more →

In the Midnight Hour, She Cried Ho Ho Ho!

What is the deal with all the holiday album silliness? We’ve had the Twisted Sister abomination to go along with others including Sufjan Stevens, Aimee Mann, James Taylor, Robin Gibb, Brad Paisley and more predictable fare. Now, a Billy Idol Christmas album? It’s true. I’m not sure what scares me more about this, but I’ll list the top 3 possibilities… Read more →