Category: ROTFLMAO!

Online Karaoke: Beat It!

According to Stereogum, there is this cool weird unfortunate website called that allows you to sing karaoke-style with your favorite songs and even, God help us, record your own versions and put them online in what is clearly an attempt to test a new torture device for enemy combatants on unsuspecting web surfers. Case. In. Point. Read more →

248 Ways to Annoy People

What, only 248? Here are a couple of my favorites… 23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: “Do you hear that?”, “What?”, “Never mind, it’s gone now.” 34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles. 242. Walk around… Read more →

When Size Really Matters, Count on Wonderjocks

Ok, what the hell is wrong with men?  Good grief, I wonder about my gender sometimes and our weak ass attempts to attract the opposite sex.  There are catcalls, which always work since women regularly maul construction workers, cheesy lines, the obvious lying and now this. Size really does count, just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just launched… Read more →

What’s Next, Metallica Brand Toilet Paper?

There is an episode of the Simpsons where a large number of Krusty the Clown brand items are described or shown. These include but are not limited to the following (that was for my attorneys) Krusty Brand Non-Toxic Kologne Krusty Brand Sulfuric Acid Krusty Brand Hand Guns Krusty Brand Lady Krusty Mustache Remover System Krusty Brand Home Pregnancy Test Krusty… Read more →

It’s The Mostest Scariestest Timest of the Yearest

Well, it’s the holiday season again. Today is Halloween after all, so it is fitting that I terrify you beyond the ability for rational thought. No, this isn’t a review of Saw III or some crazy story about how hot porn ghosts have their way with you on Halloween night if you’ve been naughty rather than nice (that actually happens,… Read more →