Heard this ad on the way back from the store…
[cue organ music]Little Girl: Daddy, do they have cigarettes in heaven?
Father: No, sweetie, I don’t think they do.
Little Girl: I guess mommie IS in a better place.
Me: Are you f***ing kidding me???
Heard this ad on the way back from the store…
[cue organ music]Little Girl: Daddy, do they have cigarettes in heaven?
Father: No, sweetie, I don’t think they do.
Little Girl: I guess mommie IS in a better place.
Me: Are you f***ing kidding me???