What, only 248? Here are a couple of my favorites…
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: “Do you hear that?”, “What?”, “Never mind, it’s gone now.”
34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.
242. Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers “I must avenge the death of my father.”