There are days when journalism is an insufferable bore. That’s most days, actually. But there are times when a small glimmer of hope shines from the pages of a newspaper in the form of a headline or caddily-written story. Thankfully, today is one of those days.
This is PRICELESS…first, check the title and then my highlight.
Director says Lohan’s breasts weren’t touched
LOS ANGELES – Herbie: Fully Loaded director Angela Robinson flatly denies rumors that in order to secure a “G” rating for the Disney summer offering star Lindsay Lohan’s breasts had to be digitally covered and reduced.
Brilliant! Almost as funny as Tom Cruise proposing to Katie Holmes…but, that’s apparently true. Ugh.