I’d like to thank the makers of this gas-guzzling turd of a vehicle for explaining to all of us pussies out there that in order to be a real man, we must either eat enough red meat to cause a coronary or drive a hummer.
I’m guessing if we did both, it would be nothing more than a demonstration of our oversized penises we use to have sex with our three supermodel girlfriends – at the same time – and the bulging muscles barely held in place by our manly three-piece suits we wear to power lunches where we crush the compeition right before heading to the gym to feel the burn. Sweet!
(A note…I read about this ad on a blog I read regularly a couple of days ago, but I cannot for the life of me remember which one. Must be the lack of testosterone because I don’t drive a Hummer or eat meat. So, if you posted about this recently, let me know so I can give proper credit.)