The Great Bernard Pivot

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Whenever I hear this, I immediately think of Will Ferrel’s hilarious impersonation of James Lipton on Bravo’s Inside the Actor’s Studio. But, since several of you seem fond of the funny surveys, I figure this is as good a one as any.

Feel free to comment your own…

What is your favorite word?
Amazing. I like the way it sounds like what it is describing. But, I like LOTS of words.

What is your least favorite word?
Hate

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Just for grins, I’ll add all three: creatively – collaboration with other creative people; spiritually – the wonder of everything; emotionally – those closest to me.

What turns you off?
Injustice and arrogance.

What is your favorite curse word?
I do like mother fucker, but my favorite has got to be bullshit. It’s great when calling someone on something.

Someone: Seriously, it’s true.
Me: Bullshit!

It’s just good.

What sound or noise do you love?
Running water – streams, rivers, the ocean, fountains, whatever.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Feedback (as in audio feedback)

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Photographer or teacher

What profession would you not like to do?
There’s a job in Mexico where a guy has to dive into the sewer system and remove debris from pipes and such. Yeah, that job.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Welcome home.

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