Since I’m back to blogging, it seems only (super)natural that I get back in the swing of things by talking about something stupid weird bizarre pretty much totally normal for me, in this case, a vampire dildo. I know a lot of you ladies love you some Twilight what with the teenage angst, the heavy makeup and the eternal death… Read more →
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When Martial Law is Imposed, At Least You Won’t Need Batteries for Your Vibrator
I read on a blog the other day that the Swine Flu was actually a bioterror weapon distributed by the US government so they could force everyone to take mind controlling drugs hidden in immunizations that would allow them to impose martial law. That makes a LOT of sense to me given how effective the Swine Flu has been at… Read more →
Why Do I Keep Blogging About Sex Toys Like Dildo Lamps?
I recently alerted you all to the amazing totally creepy dental innovation known as the Blow Guard. In an effort to make your sex even sexier, I have something just as good: the dildo lamp. When I was married, my ex and I used to hide things from our families when they would visit. It’s bad enough to have the… Read more →
The Most Romantic Gift Ever: Blow Guard
I wish I was smart enough to come up with some of the crap people think up on a daily basis. Honestly, the Foreman Grill, the Flowbee, the human heart and now the Blow Guard. I’m sure it’s very useful, but I have some questions about the ad: First of all, isn’t Nick the Dick that guy with the foot-long… Read more →