I’ve been seeing a lot of you ask on Twitter, “Where the hell is Zombie Kroger and why is it called that?” By “a lot,” I mean like three people I sorta know but have never met. So, I figured I should put together this little rundown of the four Krogers that have been given monikers and why they are… Read more →
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Five Reasons to Avoid Zombie Kroger
Leave it to me to sell my house, three blocks from Ghetto Kroger, and move into a place three blocks from Zombie Kroger. Why do I call it Zombie Kroger, you ask (I know you asked, so don’t pull that “I didn’t ask” bullshit. We both know that you did!)? I call it that because the clientele appears to mostly… Read more →
Seven Reasons Kroger Sucked Last Night
I did it. I got lazy. I wanted a snack and the Kroger is just 3 blocks from my house. I had been avoiding it except for household goods – paper towels, detergent, etc – and even going to Target for those whenever possible. Last night, I decided it was a Kroger night because I didn’t feel like going to… Read more →