Since I’m back to blogging, it seems only (super)natural that I get back in the swing of things by talking about something stupid weird bizarre pretty much totally normal for me, in this case, a vampire dildo. I know a lot of you ladies love you some Twilight what with the teenage angst, the heavy makeup and the eternal death… Read more →
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Why Do I Keep Blogging About Sex Toys Like Dildo Lamps?
I recently alerted you all to the amazing totally creepy dental innovation known as the Blow Guard. In an effort to make your sex even sexier, I have something just as good: the dildo lamp. When I was married, my ex and I used to hide things from our families when they would visit. It’s bad enough to have the… Read more →