Sell, Sell, Sell!

Five dollars. Maybe I’ll go to the movies… by myself.

I had a yard sale last week. I’m becoming a gun runner and now I’m selling to the bare walls. I’m seriously like some crazed lunatic trying to sell furniture or waterbeds or used cars.

If I had kidnapped Bette Midler like they did in Ruthless People, she would TOTALLY cry about being kidnapped by K-Mart, but it would be for real and she would be my blue light special, if you know what I mean.

I post this here for several reasons:

1. Inquiring minds want to know.
2. It took me like 4 hours to take photos of all this crap and post it to Ebay and Craiglist, so the least you can do is look. I mean, I work and I slave all day over a hot internet and what do you do when you get home, but give me that blank stare and demand your dinner? Uh, wait, what?
3. Maybe you’ll buy something and I’ll love you forever and by forever I mean until I get clearance from PayPal that your not over your credit limit, which is a lot like true love, when you think about it.
4. I need the money, so shut up and buy something. Ok, that was harsh and you know I love you, right?

Here’s my list of crazy crap. Maybe you need some of it. Maybe you don’t. But, I’m sellin’ to the bare walls. Everything’s gotta go…just check it out already.

Craigslist:

2 SWR Workingman 4×10 Bass Speaker Cabinets
Korg N264 76-Key Keyboard Workstation

Ebay:

Tech 21 XXL Bass Overdrive Pedal (NIB)
Sennheiser e604 (3 Pack) Drum Microphone
Nikon Coolpix 8700 Digital Camera
Nikon AF 70-300mm f/4-5.6 ED Nikkor Lens
Nikon Nikkor AF 35-135mm f/3.5-4.5 Push-Pull Lens
Nikon Action 7×35 Naturalist II Binoculars
Nikon Action 7×35 Naturalist II Binoculars (second pair)
Alesis DM Pro Drum Module
Behringer HA 4000 Headphone Amp and Rolls PM50s
Alesis Stereo 12R Rack Mountable 12-Channel Mixer
Alesis RA-100 Power Amplifier
Line 6 Bass Pod in Excellent Condition
Line 6 Tone Port UX 2 USB Preamp Barely Used
Tokina 28mm 2.8 Manual Focus Lens – Nikon Mount
Nikon D70 6.1 MP, Plus Sigma 28-200 & Nikon 18-70