Obama Renaissance Man: Bodyguard, Ninja, Jedi

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Yesterday, President Obama was sworn in and I mused about how the secret service would be better if it employed ninjas. My good friend, groovehouse, showed me better options.

Obama the Bodyguard

Just arm him and let him go to work. You feel lucky, Al Qaeda? Well, do ya?

Obama the Bodyguard

Obama the Ninja

Now, why didn’t I think of this? Just skip on the secret service and just train Obama as a ninja. He would deal out his agenda with swift and deadly retribution.

Obama the Ninja

Obama the Jedi

You think anyone is going to fuck with Obama with a light saber? Oh, HELL, no! Plus, that Jedi mind control could help him out with congress.

Obama the Jedi

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