No, I’m not going to play in the NBA. No, I didn’t just get a multi-million dollar record deal. No, Jessica Alba did not profess her undying love for me…yet. But…
For years, all I’ve asked is for a few things. I’m not greedy. All I want is $10 million tax free, the respect and adoration of the world and an extended cut DVD of the movie Stripes, the greatest comedy ever filmed.