Who isn’t a fan of a good naughty limerick? You know limericks, right? “There once was a man from Nantucket…” has not only made Nantucket famous for something other than killer sharks and quaint seaside resorts, but made that guy the envy of many strange and odd guys throughout the world.
there once was a boy named danny
who had a secret crush on his nanny
under the mistletoe he stood
holding his wood
waiting for some yule tide fanny
Yeah, I’m down. Start making your suggestions.