I’m not sure why Jody at WheresMyDamnAnswer.com decided it would be a good idea to let me do a guest blog post for them. Maybe it was some fatalist sense of masochism or maybe she was trying to be optimistic. Either way, it’s trouble.
So, I gave them a blog post filled with stuff about vaginas and Lifetime Movies. I’m sure they’ll be thrilled. Here’s an excerpt.
Hello, ladies. Iâ€™m assuming you are all ladiesâ€¦and nakedâ€¦because it makes my writing so much easier. You know how they say if you are nervous, you should picture people in their underwear? I prefer to picture them naked with only bacon covering their privates. And thatâ€™s how I imagine all of you.
So,Â HI!Â Â Â Now that we have that out of the way, Iâ€™m really happy to be guest blogging for you today, so be a good class and sit up straight and all that.Â Donâ€™t make me crack you with the rulerâ€¦unless you like that sort of thing, perv.
I wanted to cover a topic I know you ladies all love: vaginas. No, wait, thatâ€™s something you allÂ have. Let me check my notesâ€¦
Seriously, it was an honor to be asked. Not to write it because, you know, that was work. But asking me was TOTALLY awesome!