I knew it had to exist, but I imagined something more. It’s like finding the end of the universe and all that is there is a sign that says, “What? You were expecting more?” Read more →
Category: The Internets Archive
Inspired by the Office?
On the last episode of The Office, Jim revealed his penchant for sending Dwight faxes on Dwight’s own letterhead. He would address them to Dwight FROM Dwight from the future. Hilarity ensues. Well, apparently, you can really do that by sending an email message to yourself in the future. How weird is that? I am so tempted to send myself… Read more →
Finding the Customer Service Number
Ever go to a website, paricularly for a big corporation, and all you want to find is the damn phone number? They send you through a maze so complicated, it makes you want to drive to their headquarters/compound and ram a telephone into the smallest orifice of the company’s CEO; and not even a cell phone, but one of those… Read more →
The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator
Let the hours of fun and frivolity commence. It’s like Mad Libs for crazy people! Here’s my first try: Dear Asshole, I just wanted to let you know that you have completely screwed my life. If you knew shit from shinola you would be dangerous. I have had shock therapy to try to forget your existence because you have manipulated… Read more →
Marriage Suck? Have an Affair…Online
I fully believe that sex has contributed to both the advancement of and the deterioration of the internet. On the advancement side, there is no question that technology has sped up to meet the demand of porn freaks. I once heard that if you removed porn and spam from the internet, you would increase everyone’s connectivity speed by 200 percent.… Read more →