Wow, it has been a LONG time since I’ve written on this blog. Maybe I’m lame. Maybe I’m lazy. Well, I’m both of those things, but that isn’t the reason. I’ve been busy, damnit, and who are YOU to question me? I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it. Let’s move on amicably. Ok, great. So, anyhoo, I wrote a cover story… Read more →
Category: Sports
World Cup Gone X Rated
What has happened to our sports? I understand that we all giggle when football announcers say things like “he needs to get deep penetration into their backfield” or golf commentators say “he’s lost a lot of balls in the deep rough” or baseball guys describe their recent visits to prostitutes, but what is going on at the World Cup sickens… Read more →
Five Ways the Rockets and Houston Are Alike
The winding story of the Houston Rockets’ season has rarely made room for logic, linear thinking or any standard notions of cause and effect. Star players disappear, expectations sink and the Rockets surge. They are confounding and exhilarating all at once. – The New York Times I am an unabashed Houston Rockets fan. I have been since I was just… Read more →
Coach’s Wife Sues Cab Driver…It’s Complicated
We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors. I’d like to tell you a little story about a college basketball coach, a cab driver, a valet and the coach’s wife. I’m sure you are thinking that this sounds an awful lot like the beginning of a porno. That’s quite true. In fact, I… Read more →
Rockets Set to Release “Fan” Wiki Site
Wayne Campbell: [holding a bag of Doritos] Maybe I’m wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn’t include selling out. Garth, you know what I’m talking about, right? Garth Algar: [wearing Reebok wardrobe] It’s like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that’s just really sad. I have been a fan of the Houston… Read more →