Yesterday, President Obama was sworn in and I mused about how the secret service would be better if it employed ninjas. My good friend, groovehouse, showed me better options. Obama the Bodyguard Just arm him and let him go to work. You feel lucky, Al Qaeda? Well, do ya? Obama the Ninja Now, why didn’t I think of this? Just… Read more →
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Hell Yeah, We Did!
Welcome to the White House, Mr. President. Read more →
Five Reasons Why Ninjas > Secret Service
It is a black art, and I, Haru, am the blackest of the black. Or rather the great white black art… Blackest… Master. I was watching CNN coverage of the inauguration yesterday and got to wondering something that has frequently vexed me in the past: why are bodyguards, secret service people, etc. required to wear a suit and tie? You’re… Read more →