I’m on vacation, bitches, so suck it! HA HA HA!!! Ahem. But, seriously, I’m blogging for you, my people! That’s how much I love and care for each and every one of you, except for you – you know who you are. So, I saw this and had to post it. Apparently, in Wellington, New Zealand, a homeless man was… Read more →
Category: People Are Weird
Woman Gets Pregnant Via 3D Porn – True Story
First, don’t ask me to explain where I got the image to the right. Frankly, I wish I could erase from my memory some of the things I had to see to bring you this blog post. Suffice it to say, you reading and commenting on this post will have meant all my suffering was worth it. I mean I… Read more →
Why All the Lady Hating?
While I was out at lunch today (I had a lovely chicken sandwich if you must know), I tuned into the Jim Rome Show. I’m not a huge fan and I’m not remotely close to being a “clone” as he refers to his adoring listeners, but it’s generally entertaining and has a sports slant – worth a listen while driving… Read more →
Things I Overheard While Out on Easter
In between loads of laundry, writing blog posts and signing up for Netflix (I know, life of a rock star!), I ran out to grab a couple things from the store ghetto Kroger and get some lunch. These are a few of the things I heard during my time away from home. Speakers Outside the Car Apparently, some idiots really… Read more →
The Eternal Debate: Defecation vs. Masturbation
I’m not going to lie. This is going to get weird. When I was in Austin on Saturday evening, I noticed the lack of decent restroom facilities along 6th Street. Sure, you could go into venues, but that was only if you had a wristband, knew the secret handshake or agreed to buy their discounted $40 beer. Fortunately for me,… Read more →
Yard Sales: The Good, The Bad and The Creepy
Over the years of owning my home, I’ve had quite a few yard sales. The one I had yesterday was probably the biggest if you don’t count the estate sale my ex-wife and I had years ago where we brought what felt like the contents of the Biltmore estate to our little cottage in the Heights. During all these yard… Read more →
“I hope your familyes burn in a wooden box full of shit and rats”
I’ve gotten some angry emails over the years of working in web development. I’m sure most of us have heard from bosses and clients and weird guys on the street. When I was in New York last year, a driver, clearly unhappy with the performance of the person in the car in front of him yelled out, “You drive like… Read more →