According to Stereogum, there is this cool weird unfortunate website called SingShot.com that allows you to sing karaoke-style with your favorite songs and even, God help us, record your own versions and put them online in what is clearly an attempt to test a new torture device for enemy combatants on unsuspecting web surfers. Case. In. Point. Read more →
Category: ROTFLMAO!
A Simple Prayer of Thanks
Dear Lord, I know I mostly pray when I need something, but today is different. Today is my prayer of thanks to You for the bountiful harvest of internet video. Lord, I don’t mean some kid falling off his skateboard or even an old television commercial for douche. No, Lord, I thank you for this video. I thank you for… Read more →
248 Ways to Annoy People
What, only 248? Here are a couple of my favorites… 23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: “Do you hear that?”, “What?”, “Never mind, it’s gone now.” 34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles. 242. Walk around… Read more →
The Right Was Right
This. Is. Brilliant. Read more →
It’s a Twisted Sister Christmas Ya’ll!
It’s that most wonderful time of the year when all the stores are filled with the signts and sounds of the holidays, when people are nicer and bad heavy metal bands from the 80’s re-unite to make Christmas CD’s. Wait..what? That’s right, kids! Just in time for Yule tide caroles being sung by a choir, Dee Snider and his band… Read more →
Kid Finds Clock Sounds Hilarious
When Size Really Matters, Count on Wonderjocks
Ok, what the hell is wrong with men? Good grief, I wonder about my gender sometimes and our weak ass attempts to attract the opposite sex. There are catcalls, which always work since women regularly maul construction workers, cheesy lines, the obvious lying and now this. Size really does count, just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just launched… Read more →
What’s Next, Metallica Brand Toilet Paper?
There is an episode of the Simpsons where a large number of Krusty the Clown brand items are described or shown. These include but are not limited to the following (that was for my attorneys) Krusty Brand Non-Toxic Kologne Krusty Brand Sulfuric Acid Krusty Brand Hand Guns Krusty Brand Lady Krusty Mustache Remover System Krusty Brand Home Pregnancy Test Krusty… Read more →
It’s The Mostest Scariestest Timest of the Yearest
Well, it’s the holiday season again. Today is Halloween after all, so it is fitting that I terrify you beyond the ability for rational thought. No, this isn’t a review of Saw III or some crazy story about how hot porn ghosts have their way with you on Halloween night if you’ve been naughty rather than nice (that actually happens,… Read more →
To Do List: Watch Movie, Overthrow Board, Lunch
My mom sent me an email today that I just had to post. It was so hilarious in its nonchalance, I couldn’t help it. Just to set the stage, she and some of her neighbors have been involved in a nasty squabble with their home owner association. This is the exact content of the email with the beginning edited out… Read more →