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Category: ROTFLMAO!
Best First Quote of 2007
Heard on Anderson Cooper’s New Year’s Live on CNN from Times Square: Reporter: What are your plans for the holiday? Guy on the Street: Peace, love, happiness and a lot of lotion. God bless New Yorkers. Read more →
Best of Craigslist 2006
I would post these, but it would take all day and selecting just a few is impossible. Enjoy! Read more →
Indexed Does the Holidays
If you’ve never been to Indexed, go now and laugh your ass off. It is essentially a collection of index cards with drawings on them of charts and graphs that are far cooler than what you get to look at in your office meetings. This one today just had me cracking up as I contemplate my own family Christmas letter. … Read more →
A Case of Compound Stupidity
There’s dumb and then there’s WTF? dumb. This is even beyond that. McMINNVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — A married woman stole items worth tens of thousands of dollars in a string of burglaries to make her boyfriend think she had a high-paying job, authorities said. Nickey Davidson, 25, is charged with three counts of aggravated burglary and theft in a series… Read more →
Alec Baldwin Loves Me
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Everything is More Complicated These Days
Even sex needs a consent form, apparently. Read more →
Nerds on IRC Can Be Funny and Nerdy
I found a site tonight that apparently contains a database of quotes from chat conversations most of which are pretty funny if often geeky and nonsensical. Here are a few of my favorites. This is one reminds me of the conversation between Richard Pryor and the stuttering boxer in Harlem Nights. DarkPaladin : You know how people don’t spea properly… Read more →
Horrible Movie Cliches
I found this over on Drivl.com. Hilarious! Here’s an excerpt: 2. The super-sped up cityscape This scene requires shots of a moving and setting sun, buildings lighting up, and people zipping around As seen in: Any movie that wants to have time pass between scenes but only has four seconds to do so Why it’s lame: We get it, lazy… Read more →
One Bank Covered by David Cross and Johnny Marr
The original was funny…this is even better. From Stereogum. Read more →