Category: Entertainment

What’s Next, Metallica Brand Toilet Paper?

There is an episode of the Simpsons where a large number of Krusty the Clown brand items are described or shown. These include but are not limited to the following (that was for my attorneys) Krusty Brand Non-Toxic Kologne Krusty Brand Sulfuric Acid Krusty Brand Hand Guns Krusty Brand Lady Krusty Mustache Remover System Krusty Brand Home Pregnancy Test Krusty… Read more →

It’s The Mostest Scariestest Timest of the Yearest

Well, it’s the holiday season again. Today is Halloween after all, so it is fitting that I terrify you beyond the ability for rational thought. No, this isn’t a review of Saw III or some crazy story about how hot porn ghosts have their way with you on Halloween night if you’ve been naughty rather than nice (that actually happens,… Read more →

Will the Pink Flamingo Make it to 50?

The plastic, pink flamingo. Where would we be without cheesy lawn art built almost exclusively for Floridians and practical jokers? Lost, I tell you, LOST! Unfortunately, it looks like that could happen now that the plant that manufactures them is closing!!! NO!!! Union Products Inc. stopped producing flamingos and other lawn ornaments at its Leominster factory in June, and is… Read more →

Gee, This Guy Looks Familiar

Newscaster: A serial rapist in the area has been descibed to police by victims as an African American male in his 30’s…uh…with a moustache and…um…well…broad shoulders. Hmmmm… As you can see from…uh…this artist rendering…. Um, ok, the police are requesting that anyone with leads please contact them. If you see anyone that, uh, matches this description or…um…resembles this sketch…er… I… Read more →

The Superficial Genius

I admit it. I read the gossip blogs or der gossipblogginschnitzel as they call them in Germany, where Petra Nemcova is from. Actually, they don’t call them that in Germany and Nemcova is probably from Russia or some eastern block country where they grow attractive women on hot girl farms and sell them to rich Americans who can’t get American… Read more →