Wow, it has been a LONG time since I’ve written on this blog. Maybe I’m lame. Maybe I’m lazy. Well, I’m both of those things, but that isn’t the reason. I’ve been busy, damnit, and who are YOU to question me? I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it. Let’s move on amicably. Ok, great. So, anyhoo, I wrote a cover story… Read more →
Category: All About ME! Archive
Traveling Man
It’s been a while since I did one of these kinds of updates – you know the kind where I tell you what I’ve been doing, you doze off and then wake up after a dream where I stabbed you in the arm only it wasn’t a dream because I was really just upset that you – a good friend… Read more →
That’s It, I’m Going to Clown College and None of You Can Stop Me
Absent, AWOL, astray, away, elsewhere, ghost, gone, hooky, missing, no-show, nobody home, removed, vanished… That’s me! What the hell is up freaks and freakettes. Did you miss me? That’s a stupid question. Of COURSE you missed me. I’m the cream in your coffee, the fun in your dysfunction, the jazz in your jazz hands! You know it’s true. A more… Read more →
Guest Post at WheresMyDamnAnswer.com
I’m not sure why Jody at WheresMyDamnAnswer.com decided it would be a good idea to let me do a guest blog post for them. Maybe it was some fatalist sense of masochism or maybe she was trying to be optimistic. Either way, it’s trouble. So, I gave them a blog post filled with stuff about vaginas and Lifetime Movies. I’m… Read more →
My Big Moving Sale, Now With Naked Girls!
In case you didn’t know it, I’m putting my house on the market in the next month or so. As you may also not know, I’m kind of a pig. The end result is that I have a lot of stuff to sell. A LOT! As if I didn’t already have a lot to sell, my mom has added her… Read more →
Worthless Things About Me You Can Use for Trivial Pursuit, the Jeff Balke Edition
If you don’t know me by now You will never never never know me My friend, Jill, tagged me today. Oh, it’s not what you think, perv. Geez, why is it every time I write something on this blog, you have to think it’s about sex? There is something wrong with you, deliciously wrong…wrong in all the right ways, if… Read more →