Guest Post at WheresMyDamnAnswer.com

I’m not sure why Jody at WheresMyDamnAnswer.com decided it would be a good idea to let me do a guest blog post for them. Maybe it was some fatalist sense of masochism or maybe she was trying to be optimistic. Either way, it’s trouble.

So, I gave them a blog post filled with stuff about vaginas and Lifetime Movies. I’m sure they’ll be thrilled. Here’s an excerpt.

Hello, ladies. I’m assuming you are all ladies…and naked…because it makes my writing so much easier. You know how they say if you are nervous, you should picture people in their underwear? I prefer to picture them naked with only bacon covering their privates. And that’s how I imagine all of you.

So, HI!   Now that we have that out of the way, I’m really happy to be guest blogging for you today, so be a good class and sit up straight and all that.  Don’t make me crack you with the ruler…unless you like that sort of thing, perv.

I wanted to cover a topic I know you ladies all love: vaginas. No, wait, that’s something you all have. Let me check my notes…

Read the whole tamale.

Seriously, it was an honor to be asked. Not to write it because, you know, that was work. But asking me was TOTALLY awesome!

  3 Replies to “Guest Post at WheresMyDamnAnswer.com”

  1. June 3, 2009 at 7:16 am

    See you’re so funny, that you’re lil’ blurb about being a guest blogger made me chortle OUT LOUD, AT THE OFFICE, AGAIN.
    Thank God I was at home last night when you were tweeting about Air Supply otherwise, my coworkers woulda had me committed. 🙂
    Thank you Jeff for your participation…it was a LOT of fun putting this thing together yesterday (sneak preview) and waiting for today was like Christmas! Wheeee.
    Jody

  2. Jeff
    June 3, 2009 at 7:23 am

    Thanks, Jody. I was happy to do it and I hope your readers aren’t offended enjoy it. 🙂

  3. Katharine
    June 20, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    June 3rd? JUNE 3RD??? Really. That is all I have to say.

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