Month: March 2009

Don’t Like the Weather in Texas?

There’s a saying that if you don’t like the weather in Texas, just wait, because, you know, you yankees are all impatient and shit. Wait…what? I’m just being told that it means the weather changes a lot in Texas. I guess this is true. Yesterday, it rained frogs and today the sun is purple. I think that’s normal. I wasn’t… Read more →

Things I Love: Friends Who Send Me Photos of Sexual Aides So I’ll Blog About Them

Every Thursday, I post about the things that I love, and God only knows what those things might be. Recently, I’ve posted a few times about various sexual aides. On Thursdays, I write about things I love and while there aren’t any sexual aides I love (including you, Jenna Jamison molded vagina), I do love my friends, particularly friends like… Read more →

Tubesday: The Fall Guy

Every Tuesday I write about the television shows I watched growing up and I watched a LOT of tv. Ask my retinas. Lee Majors is not the kind to kiss and tell, but he’s been seen with Farrah. At least that’s what he sings to us in the intro song for the classic early 80’s action tv series, “The Fall… Read more →

Things I Love: Galaga

Every Thursday, I post about the things that I love, and God only knows what those things might be. Growing up in the 70’s, I got to witness the beginning of the video game revolution first hand. I played Pong when it came out thinking that this floating white square might be the coolest thing I had ever seen. I… Read more →