Don’t Like the Weather in Texas?

There’s a saying that if you don’t like the weather in Texas, just wait, because, you know, you yankees are all impatient and shit. Wait…what?

I’m just being told that it means the weather changes a lot in Texas. I guess this is true. Yesterday, it rained frogs and today the sun is purple. I think that’s normal. I wasn’t sure until I checked the forecast on Chron.com and, sure enough, Houston has some weird weather. Check it out!

Forecast

Who knew it could be partly cloudy with a chance of your mom? God bless Texas.

  10 Replies to “Don’t Like the Weather in Texas?”

  1. Rebecca
    March 13, 2009 at 10:20 am

    Oh crap, there’s a 75 percent chance of MILF on Tuesday.

  2. March 13, 2009 at 10:28 am

    I’m just happy to have escaped the dreaded Lubbock Horizontal Mudball Rainstorm Phenomenon.

  3. March 13, 2009 at 10:28 am

    lol…yeah, pretty much.

  4. K
    March 13, 2009 at 10:36 am

    I hope the zombies eat me before Emo Monday comes.

  5. March 13, 2009 at 10:36 am

    I love how people bitch when it’s cold and they bitch when it’s hot. STFU people NCGFY!

  6. Jeff
    March 13, 2009 at 11:42 am

    @Rebecca – Too bad it’s not 100! 🙂

    @Jen Mathis – That sounds terrifying.

    @wynk – You’ve just given up on weather, haven’t you?

    @K – I think you’re safe.

    @groovehouse – Bitching about bitching. That’s awesome! 😀

  7. March 14, 2009 at 8:41 am

    Uh, where is the sun? Just had the dogs groomed and would love for their white fluffy fur to last a few hours before the digger is up past his paws in wet dirt.

  8. Jeff
    March 14, 2009 at 9:41 am

    @vikk It’s the Chron that came up with this forecast, not me. 😉

  9. March 15, 2009 at 10:11 am

    100% chance of blood is awesome. Also I laughed at the HOTT!

  10. March 19, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    ha! love this. just catching up on your blog, and boy did i need a laugh today. 🙂

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